JOKES

Now, I am going to post four jokes:

1. ''Why was the teacher eyes crossed? Because she couldn't control her pupils.''

2. ''When you wait for a waiter in a restaurant... aren't you a waiter?''

3.
''-Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation?
-Yes, of course...
-Great! I never could before!''.

4.
''-My dog speaks in English.
-Impossible!
-Listen: Barky, how's the economic situation in Spain these days?
-Rough, rough!''